The one and only Prince of _________

back scratcher

I am the cat the melon is ZA WARUDO~

I used to do this to my cats all the time. Just to get a gun…

I miss my cats.

julia segal would love this.

I heard if you stay a virgin until your 30 years old the grand wizard council comes to your house to let you join them and cast spells like negromancy, spanish vanish, waspnosis, cat-thletics, and of course trigonometry.

Oh shi~

This is hilarious. It is also relevant to what I do. On multiple levels

This is probably the best use for cats.

I hate cats. Then again I have to many. *edit* too many. P.S. fuck grammar and the english language as a whole.