Wait I fucked up the joke.  If a lady offered me sex or macaroni and cheese, I would choose the macaroni and cheese and then RAPE her.  How dare she do something so gruesome as to only offer one but not the other.

Reblogged 4 months ago from thelasturinebender (Originally from neekaisweird)
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    so hungry, mac n cheeeseeeeeee nomnomnom .
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    forgot. i wanted to dedicate a wall to food. hmm where can i print shit.
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    ugggghhh macaroni n cheeeese
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    mac & cheese addiction
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    The fancy versions of Mac & Cheese actually look good.
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    macaroni and cheese appreciation post
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